This is the way

1 .Start at London Heathrow Airport.

2 .Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

3 .Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4 .Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

5 .Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - followfor 0.3 miles

6 .Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

7 .Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

8 .Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

9 ."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

10 .Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

11 ."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

12 .Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

13 .Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" -
follow for 0.5 miles

15 .Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

16 .Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

17 Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f**k**g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!