Friday night means one thing.....

Yes thats right people. Its friday, so that only means one thing. Yes, you have guessed it...The Two Ronnies Sketchbook is on tonight. Just in case anyone doesn't know about the Two Ronnies, cause they are busy making nettle soup or don't have a tv "The show revolved around comic sketches in which Barker and Corbett appeared together and separately. The sketches often revolved around complex word-play, much of it written by Barker, and seldom equalled".

Ronnie Barker quote: "And in a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing."

Here are 3 fabulous news items which show how clever the Two Ronnies is:

"A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals".

"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on".

"Finally, it was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men. Laurel and Hardy."

So funny.

http://pegnsean.net/~occupant/news.htm for more.