A nice car

I finally got my fabulous, fantastic car over the weekend and it is great. Its a nice blue convertible MG. I am a little nervous about parking it...if only i could fold it up and put it in my pocket. I also bought a new stereo for it, which was a fabulous deal. Its great. The car has given me renewed confidence and a new outlook on life. "You only live once and tommorow may never come, so live for today!". That sounds good doesn't it. Sometimes i even impress myself.....aaaanyway, i was browsing the internet and stumbled across a great quote which was applicable to all walks of life. Its from Cartman of Southpark fame, and it goes a little something like this:

Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

What a bloke! And for all you ladies reading, don't you ever forget it!