Paris, What a woman!

Off to Paris tonight for 4 days. Going to get the Eurotstar tonight. Should be good. I am looking forward to it, although some people say Paris isn't as nice as you might think.

The paris wish list, in no particular order:
1. Try eating snails and horse meat - and frogs legs
2. Go and see the Mona Lisa
3. Go to the Moulin Rouge
4. Buy a tie or a pair of shoes or cufflinks - not sure about this one, but my brother seems keen on it.
5. Go to the Stade de France.

I am sure more things will get added to the list once we get there.

Viva la france!

Wise words !

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died. Dido must be
sh*tting herself.

Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind
people were given pointed sticks?

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel, then onto a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that !

My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I
was never smacked as a child... well maybe one or two grams to help get
me to sleep at night.

Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along.
Turned out it was a bloody hoax.

A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".
The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go
join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a
plumber".

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

The Team do

The team do was good fun. We had a couple of games of bowling, and then a couple of games of pool. I came 2nd in one of the bowling games, and won my one and only pool game. It was good. Me and 4 others went to Frankie & Benny' s afterwards. The place is really nice, and the food was tasty, especially as we were all hungry.

Weekend was busy. Wolves lost to their fierce midland rivals, but lets not talk about that.

Team morale do tonight

...Planned military styley by one of the team leaders....

Arrive at the Bowling Ally for 17:45 looking to start at 18:00.
From their people who are bowling will bowl, people who are just playing pool will play pool, the people doing both will be running between the tables and the lanes.

Straight after the bowling we will be making our way down to TinTins in Donnington where the tables are booked from 20:30. There are enough people driving from the bowling ally to the restaurant to avoid the need for Taxis. I am afraid getting home is for the individuals to make their own arrangements.
(Tin Tin Cantonese Restaurant pleaded guilty to five offences under the Food Safety (General Food Hygiene) Regulations 1995 for failing to keep premises in a clean condition, failure to ensure a suitable hazard analysis system, failing to ensure that floor surfaces were maintained and failure to ensure that food is kept from the risks of contamination and one offence under the General Food Regulations 2004 for keeping food that is unfit for human consumption.)

....I can see a Sickie coming on.

**This is taken from the Burdman's blog. Said it all, so i didn't have to. (Burdman, (2006))

A quiet shift

On the late shift this week, and its a bit quiet today. Apart from the cleaner who has her hoover on the loudest setting possible. Its amazing how much an office can get so dirty, in one working day. She won't let that hinder her goal to have the cleanest office in town.

Wolves won last night. Not that they deserved it, however, its better to play bad and win, then to be bad. Its Albion next - on Sunday. That should be interesting. Albion have been scoring goals, and wolves haven't been letting any in. Should make for a good 0-0 draw.

I'm back in town

I am back with a new and improved blog. I am definitely going to make more of an effort to keep up with the blog. So, whats new in my life? Nothing much apart from I am busy at work, and have been working at the same place since February - 9 months. They have gone quick.

On a separate note, there is a wolves match tonight. They are playing Coventry. Should be good.