Taj's world

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

This is the way

1 .Start at London Heathrow Airport.

2 .Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

3 .Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4 .Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

5 .Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - followfor 0.3 miles

6 .Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

7 .Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

8 .Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

9 ."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

10 .Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

11 ."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

12 .Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

13 .Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" -
follow for 0.5 miles

15 .Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

16 .Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

17 Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f**k**g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

Monday, May 09, 2005

Let me just Sabre the thought

Celebrating the forthcoming release of Star wars episode III - Revenge of the sith, Play.com are selling a replica light sabre for £99.99. There is a Luke Skywalker replica sabre, and a Darth vader one, which looks much better. And it comes with its own custom made stand.

http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=srmr&page=title&r=GADG&title=627493

How good is that? And for an explanation of how it works and how to use it safely i came across this site which explains all.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

It shows what it can do, and what it could be used for. I wander if it can be used as a badminton racket! Whatever the use, it would be a brilliant self-defence tool. Who wants to get one, and duel with me??? Who can think of a good use for it? Who has any ideas, on how they would use it.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Friday night

I have something to talk about!! Now that the two ronnies has finished on BBC 1, which incidentally, i was not chuffed about, they are replacing it with something just as good, but not quite as funny, but it will do. Thats right everyone, The Lenny Henry Show is on tonight. Looks promising, but i do like Lenny Henry. And he is from around Wolverhampton way. It shows, when being born in Wolverhampton, the success one can achieve!! Great motivation...anyway i digress...Hopefully it should be funny. Friday nights, however, will just not be the same with no Two Ronnies to watch! Oh well, there's always Eastenders, isn't that right Rob??

Something to write

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Results so far

UK SCOREBOARD

Party Seats + - Net

LAB 355 0 47 -47

CON 197 36 3 +33

LD 62 16 5 +11

SNP 6 2 0 +2

PC 3 0 1 -1

IKHH 1 0 0 0

SF 1 0 0 0

DUP 0 0 0 0

SDLP 0 0 0 0

UUP 0 0 0 0

Others 2 2 0 +2
627 of 646 seats declared
Aren't Labout, just great??

Nothing to write

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Nothing to write

As much as i want to, i can't think of anything useful, informative, or imaganitive to write in my blog. So i guess i will just keep thinking......